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C J Dennis - The Incubus
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Who wants a nice white elephant,
   Quite fit in wind and limb?
An ornament for any gent
   Who can find use for him.
It won`t pay us to kill the cuss;
   But we can`t afford his keep.
Who wants a nice white elephant?
   We`ll sell or lease him cheap.

Who wants a nice white elephant?
   He`d make a lovely pet.
In rich, fat days we loved his way,
   But in these times of fret
He`s sort of grown too big for us
   To fondle, groom and feed.
Who wants a fine white elephant
   Of most exclusive breed?

Who wants a nice white elephant?
   Of noble lineage he.
His breed is by State Jealousy
   Out of Prosperity.
The rich years thro` he grew and grew,
   And, ah, we loved him so.
But we can`t afford his bed and board,
   And we`d like to let him go.

Who`ll buy a nice white elephant?
   No decent bid refused.
We love him yet, altho` our pet
   Has often been abused.
But come on, gents, walk up, walk up.
   Our funds, alas, are scant.
Altho` we once were sold a pup
   Who`ll buy an elephant?
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