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C J Dennis - The Oil from Bill Shane
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I got the oil: too right.  A cove called Shane.
   Yes; ole Bill Shane.  You`ve `eard of `im, of course.
Big racin` `ead.  There`s no need to explain
   The things he don`t know about a `orse.
Good ole Bill Shane.  They say he`s made a pile
   At puntin`.  Shrewd!  I wis I `ad `is brain.
An` does `e know the game?  Well, I should smile.
   They can`t put nothin` over ole Bill Shane.
 
Yes; Shane, Bill Shane ...  Aw, listen, lad.  Wake up!
   Why everybody`s `eard of ole Bill Shane.
They say he made ten thousan` on the Cup
   Last year, an` now he`s got the oil again.
Wot?  Owner?  Trainer?  Nah!  Who `eeds their guff?
   Bill`s a big racin` man -- a punter.  See?
Top dog.  I alwiz sez wot`s good enough
   For ole Bill Shane is good enough for me.
 
Yes; he gave me the oil.  I got it straight --
   Well, nearly straight.  Of course, I`ve never spoke
To Bill `imself direck.  I got a mate
   Wot knows a bloke wot knows another bloke
Wot`s frien`s with Shane, an` so -- you un`erstand.
   Wot?  me give you the tip?  Aw, take a walk!
Yeh think I`d do a thing so under`and?
   Bill Shane would kill me if I was to talk.
  
Well, listen ... Now, for gosh sake, keep it dark.
   An` don`t let no one know it came from Shane.
Keep it strick secret.  I would be a nark
   To let you chuck yer money down the drain ... 
Wazzat you said?  He`s scratched?  `Ere!  Lemme look!
   Scratched!  Ain`t that noos to knock a man clean out?
I alwiz said this puntin` game was crook ...
   Who?  Shane?  Aw, I dunno.  Some racin` tout.
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