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C J Dennis - Fiduciary Friendship
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`E `ad spragged me before for the loan of a quid.
   But I told `im straight out I was broke.
Still `e would `ang around me, wotever I did.
   `E`s a regiler obstinit bloke.


`E`d tapped me for dollars an` bit  me for bobs;
   An` I ain`t too finanshil meself.
Wot with times like they are an` not too many jobs;
   So a bloke `as to `ang to `is pelf.


But this Mister Theodore give me a lead -
   `E`s a genius all on `is own -
`E put me wise yestidy - jist wot I need,
   When a bloke comes along for a loan.


I rekin this Theodore`s out on `is pat
   As a shrewd an` a far-seein` bloke,
Wot can `and out the patter an` deal with a flat,
   `Fore `e`s time to make up to the joke.


So today, when this cove puts the `ard word on me,
   I tells `im straight out I`m `is friend,
An` I`m goin` to `elp `im from sheer sympathy
   With a few quid I`m goin` to lend.


It `urts me, I tells `im, to ark at `im moan,
   An` I `aven`t the `eart to refuse.
So I gives the poor coot a fidoosary loan
   In the shape of some nice I.0.U.`s.
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