C J Dennis - Growing PainsC J Dennis - Growing Pains
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Behold the undergraduate --
A most amusing fellow
In all his jesting up-to-date --
His sense of humor is so great,
His modern wit so mellow,
That no quip serves him lest it be
Rich in originality.
Assured of overwhelming odds,
Seizing the freshmen`s persons,
Indelibly he daubs these clods,
To waken mirth in men and gods.
(Saving a few McPhersons
And other members of their race
Who have of humor, not a trace.)
The softier sort of joke that serves
Dull age -- the quaint or quizzical --
Gains his contempt, as it deserves;
Mere wordy wit gets on his nerves;
His jokes are ever physical,
And richer qualities attain
The more they hold of cosmic pain.
To torture victims till they squeal
Is mirthfully effectual;
Humor lacks pith unless these feel
Fierce torments: wit has no appeal
That`s solely intellectual.
The quirk, the paradox outworn,
The epigram but earn his scorn.
No milder jest may give him joy --
Strange, adolescent creature,
Suspended `twixt the man and boy --
No rag`s worth while lest it employ
Some quaintly painful feature;
But jokes, that moved the stone-age man
To shrieks of mirth, he`ll gladly plan.
Behold the undergraduate
And pity him a little,
Remembering `twas once our fate
To linger in that loutish state
That holds of grace no tittle,
But comes alike to boy and pup --
The penalty of growing up.
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