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C J Dennis - Election Aftermath
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   1. ANTE-ELECTIONS

Now, a cove the name of Blabb, a politician,
   He`s a haughty sort o` high pan-jan-dee-ram;
An` he holds a very dignified position
   As the member for the districk where I am.
There is times he seems to faintly reckernise me --
   Jist a flutter of his flipper when we meet;
Yet, other times, his actions fair surprise me,
When with a very icy eye he eyes me,
   Jist as if he never knoo me in the street.
But who am I to seek his hand to grab?
So I simply sez, "Good mornin`, Mr Blabb."
   An` passes on.
"An` I hopes you`re doin` nicely, Mr Blabb."

    2. ELECTIONS

Now, a cove the name of Blabb, a politician,
   Is a pal o` mine, an` most perlite, at that.
He`s a candidate again for th eposition
   As a member for the districk where I`m at.
He will grab me hand an` pump it when I meet him,
   An` he pats me on the back an` calls me Joe --
Seems sort of anxious-like for me to grete him
An` as a fond an` faithful friend to treat him.
   He`s the nicest sort o` neighbour you could know,
But who am I to listen to his gab?
So I simply sez, "I`ll think it over, Blabb,"
   An` passes on.
"I`ll see wot I can do about it, Blabb."

    3. POST-ELECTIONS

Now, a coot the name of Blabb, a politician,
   He`s a Public Figger, an` a Man of note;
For he recently rewon the high position
   As the member of the districk where I vote.
An`, altho` we come to be close cobbers lately,
   Monday last he hardly knoo me when I spoke;
An` he didn`t sort o` seem to want to, greatly;
But he rose his hand an` nodded most sedately,
   He`s an awful, absent-minded sort o` bloke.
But who am I, whose ways is drear an` drab?
So I simply sez, "Good evenin`, Mr Blabb,"
   An` passes on.
"An` I hopes you ain`t forgot me, Mr Blabb.
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