C J Dennis - The Merry SportsmenC J Dennis - The Merry Sportsmen
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`Arry an` me is bits of sports;
When the summer comes around
We gits our sweaters an` guns an` shorts
An` we seeks out `untin` ground.
Tennis an` `ikin` we reckons tame;
So we shuns the cissy push
An` goes in more for a `e-man sport
Shootin`, out in the bush.
Week-end `fore last we `ad some fun --
Close up to a record day;
For a real good bag fell to each gun --
Pea-rific, that`s to say.
But the gem of it all was that darn fool bird
I got while `e`s `avin` a barf
At the edge of a pool. `E looked absurd.
Chee! `Arry an` me did larf!
By lunch I`d potted a decent bag:
Three parrots, a thrush an` a jack,
An` `Arry, two wrens an` a lark an` a mag.
Then we camps at a creek near the track;
When up comes a coot in a rig absurd
Wot talks like some bug-`untin` fool.
But `Arry sez, "`Ist!" An` `e points to a bird
Wot is `avin` a barf at a pool.
"Wot a charmin` pitcher!" this strange bloke said,
But I ups with me gun in a jiff
An`, jist as the dicky-bird`s duckin` `is `ead,
I skittles the beggar stiff.
Well, you should `a` seen `ow this strange bloke gapes:
Lip like a motherless colt.
An` eyes stickin` out like a couple o` grapes.
Chee! `Arry an` me did larf!
`E goggles a bit, then `e goes orf pop,
But we`re two to `is one, so we smiles.
Then he threatens to give us in charge to a cop.
Fat chance! There ain`t one in miles!
Red robin it was. If you only `ad seen!
Real trustful-like, `avin` `is barf,
When -- Plunk! An` `is blood spurts over the green.
Chee! Arry an` me did larf!
I can`t stop larfin` whenever I think
Of that comedy there by the creek.
Singin` robin `e was with a breast all pink.
(We are goin` again nex` week.)
There `e was, splashin` all over the place,
When I darn near blows `im in `arf.
An` if you`d saw the look on that strange cove`s face!
Chee! `Arry an` me did larf!
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