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C J Dennis - As Between Pensioners
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"`Tis precious stuff," said old George Jones
   "When men sore needs a fall;
Tho` how or why it comes, I owns
   I ain`t got clear at all.
Some sez that in the sun, a spot
   Controls it in some way."
"It`s this `ere wireless, like as not,"
   Said old Pete Parraday.

"Wireless," scoffed grey-haired Joey Park.
   "Wot wireless did they use 
When ole man Noah sailed the ark?
   It`s them black cockytoos.
Last week I seen more than a few,
   An` then wot did I say --"
"`Tis wireless -- I`m tellin` you!"
   Said old Pete Parraday.

"Cockies?  Sun-spots?" said Daddy Shore,
   "Jist foolish talk an` vain.
It`s this `ere Abbysinian war
   An` guns as causes rain.
Ain`t it been proved by natcharil laws
   Time an` again, the way --"
"It`s this `ere wireless is the cause,"
   Said old Pete Parraday.

Said old George Jones, "Ain`t you ashamed
   To talk the way you do?
It`s providence gits mostly blamed
   When things is lookin` blue.
Ain`t the rain now due?  For ain`t we got
   O`er all this world full sway?"
"Too right.  But wireless helps a lot,"
   Said old Pete Parraday.
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