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C J Dennis - King Billy Chips In
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Boss Oberseer, Dat BULLUMTIN! Goo` day, boss Plurry `ot!
Bloke tell me writum BULLUMTIN, bin plenty bacca got.
"You Billy, makum writin`-yabber," bloke he say to me;
"Him quick bin pay fer writin` - plenty tsugar plenty tea."


S`pose mine write it pretty good, you gib it two t`ree poun`?
Bin teachum mishum station plenty good write yabber down.
Mine jes` bin readin` BULLUMTIN alonga scrub.  Ma word!
Mine tink it Gub`mint yabber `bout de bee` de kin I heard.


Mine tink it pitcher budgerry - dat Lin`say an` dat Hop.
Mine tink it dem corrob`ree songs been alla same up top.
Bin plenty good, dat lubra yabber; Red Page, berry fine;
Dat White Australia policy jes` same alonga mine.


But, tell you straight, boss, all dat talk `bout `possum, `roo and snake,
Bin pull your leg, mine tink it.  It bin all a plurry fake.
Mine s`pose dem blokes bin walkabout dat bush down Sydney way.
Bin talkum t`ro` dere ploomin` hat `bout eberyting dey say!


Bin catchum snake, mine tink it, outer bottle, longa pub.
Too much dam lie about dem tings dey neber seen in scrub.
Ma wud!  Mine plenty bin in bush; bin plenty much out back,
But neber meet dem pfellers anywhere alonga track.


Mine tink dey catchum too much corns dey walk alonga scrub,
Dey don`t bin losum sight of bed an` plenty pfeller grub.
Mine neber meet dat "Dandalup" or "Wang," or "William Cann."
Dat "Quan," mine tink, drive butcher cart, an` "Snell" bin tramway man.

Mine tell you, boss, dem blokes no good; dey all bin habin` you.
Mine tink dat "Chimmie Pannican" bin plurry chackeroo!
So boss, you listen longa me; you make quick catchum sack,
An` Billy him bin send you plenty yabber `bout outback.

S`pose you gib it glasserrum, mine writum Wil` Cat too.
You gib it bottle rum, mine run whole plurry show for you.
Don` bin forgettum bacca, rum, when you bin writin` nex`;
Mine wantum plenty bad; ma wud! Mine bin yours, BILLY REX.
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