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C J Dennis - Sling It!
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Blimey!  Ain`t it gittin` tough?
   Life gits `arder day by day.
First a bloke ain`t got enough
   Words for wot `e wants to say;
Then some nark; with nix to do,
Cuts vocab`laries in two.

`Ow can coots ixpress their souls?
   Many a noble song is sung
By crook lips; an` music rolls
   Off full many a slangy tongue.
Many a word o` wisdom`s spoke
By some reel dead leery bloke.

Still in all, I gotter own,
   If pure lingo we would teach,
Young kids` minds `ad best be sown
   With some dinkum slabs of speech.
Shove this matter in each book:
"Sling the slang; it`s all dead crook."
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