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C J Dennis - `Jack`
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Since Stanley felt the icy blast
   Jack leads the Opposition.
A mild, scholastic man to cast
   For such a tough position.
Fit for some rude iconoclast
   Or thick-skinned politician.

His academic mind e`er seeks
   Direct appeals to reason;
He thinks a deal before he speaks,
   And ever speaks in season.
Quibbling, to him, with folly reeks,
   And sophistry is treason.

All sentiment he safely locks
   Within; and jokes unnerve him;
No soap or any other box
   As pedestal would serve him.
He`d analyse a paradox;
   And jibes can never swerve him.

A poor equipment, this, you`d say,
   To meet the hurly-burly.
Where votes are wheedled in a way
   Both devious and curly.
We may grow up to Jack some day.
   He`s sound, but somewhat early.
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