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C J Dennis - Modern Hygiene
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"Mother, may I go in to swim?"
   "My dear, you didn`t oughter.
I`ve heard of baths filled to the brim
   With something more than water."

"Mother, I want to learn to swim."
   "Oh, have a care, my daughter!
I fear this ultra-modern whim
   To lave in ale and porter."

"Mother!  They all go in to swim!"
   "Think of the aftermath, dear.
Well, hang your clothes on a hickory limb,
   But never drink your bath, dear."
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