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C J Dennis - An Error in Creation
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There was once a man who made a weird machine,
Employing dynamite and kerosene.
      His subsequent destruction
      Was a matter of deduction,
And a circumstance that might have been foreseen.

This gloomy incident I merely state
In case you have a yearning to create.
      In which event, be wary,
      Else, mayhap, a sad quan-dary
Will arise and face you when it`s far too late.

Now, take the case of Toryphat, M.P.,
Created by the voters - you and me.
      Then in matters legislative
      He becomes, in turn, creative.
And creates a Deakook Fusion Ministree.

You will notice that this question, as a whole,
Is a matter over which we`ve some control;
      For, it we`d contemplated
      Ere the members we created,
We would not have landed things in such a hole.

And, in regard to this strange Ministree,
We are the folk responsible, you see.
      For it couldn`t have existed
      Had not some of us assisted
In creating its supporters - Q.E.D.

Then, when a weird political machine
Of Tory flare and Fusion kerosene
      Blows our policies to blazes,
         All our most embittered phrases
Won`t recover e`en the smallest smithereen.
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