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C J Dennis - A Cricket Casualty
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My dear, I`m awful shorry
   `Bout gettin` home sho late.
I orra been in hoursh ago;
   But you know how I hate
To biss a crit of micket -
   (Shuse me) I mean to say,
To criss a mit of bicket -
   Cricket!  Ash right.  Hooray!


In-toshicated?  Nonshense!
   Just need a lirrle rest.
I shush been round to Johnson`s place
   Lish`nin` to the Test.
Great game!  It`s nervish teshion
   Has made me feel like thish.
You know how I like cricket -
   I wouldn`t bit a mish.


Hooray for Misher Bra`man!
   Anurraa fourer hit!
Hoo - what?  Don`t be inshultin`!
   I`m norra leash bit lit!
Not even s`ightly shrozzled.
   Jush had a lirrle spot
Each time they hirra fourer -
   Mean to call tharra - lot?


My dear, don`t get - hic - cited,
   I wouldn`t hissa mit.
Three sheers for good old Washaname!
   Anurra boun`ry hit! ...
Hic!  Struse me, love.  Per-haps you`re right,
   I berra gessum rest.
Jush beein - Hum!  You know, Jolson`s place -
   Lish`nin` to - the Test.
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