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C J Dennis - Listeners Luck
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"My sort," she sez, "don`t meet no fairy prince."
   I can`t `elp `earin` part uv wot was said
   While I am sortin` taters in the shed.
They`ve `ad these secret confabs ever since
   Rose came.  `Er an` Doreen`s been `eart to `eart,
   `Oldin` pow-wows in which I got no part.
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