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C J Dennis - The Teacher
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I`d like to be a teacher, and have a clever brain,
Calling out, "Attention, please!" and "Must I speak in vain?"
I`d be quite strict with boys and girls whose minds I had to train,
And all the books and maps and thngs I`d carefully explain;
I`d make then learn the dates of kings, and all the capes of Spain;
   But I wouldn`t be a teacher if ...
      I couldn`t use the cane.
         Would you?
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