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C J Dennis - `Urry
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Now, Ma-til-der!  Ain`t cher dressed yet? I declare, the girl ain`t up!
Last as ushul.  Move yerself, you sleepy`-ead!
Are you goin` to lie there lazin`,
W`ile I - Nell, put down that basin;
Go an` see if Bill has got the poddies fed;
Tell `im not to move that clucky - ho, yer up, me L-*dy. eh?
That`s wot comes from gallivantin` lat ut night.
Why, the sun is nearly - see now,
Don`t chu dare talk back at me now!
Set the table, Nell!  Where`s Nell?  Put out that light!

Now then, `urry, goodness, `urry!  Mary, tell the men to come.
Oh there, drat the girl!  MA-TIL-DER! where`s the jam?
You fergot it? Well, uv all ther…
Mary! `Ear me tell you call ther…
Lord! there`s Baldy TANGLED IN THE BARB`-WIRE - SAM!
Now, then, take `er steady, clumsy, or she`ll cut herself - LEAVE OFF!
Do you want the cow to - There!  I never did!
Well, you mighter took `er steady.
Sit up, Dad, yer late already.
Did ju put the tea in, Mary?  Where`s the lid?

Oh, do `urry!  Where`s them buckets?  Nell, `as Bill brought in the cows?
Where`s that boy?  Ain`t finished eatin` yet, uv course;
Eat all day if `e wus let to.
Mary, where`d yer father get to?
Gone!  Wot!  Call `im back!  DAD!  Wot about that `orse?
No, indeed, it ain`t my business; you kin see the man yerself.
No, I won`t!  I`m sure I`ve quite enough to do.
If `e calls ter-day about it,
`E kin either go without it,
Or elst walk acrost the paddick out to you.

Are the cows in, B-i-ll?  Oh, there they are.  Well, nearly time they - Nell,
Feed the calves, an` pack the - Yes, indeed ju will!
Get the sepy-rater ready.
Woa, there, Baldy - steady, steady.
Bail up.  Stop-er!  Hi, Matilder!  MARY!  BILL!
Well, uv all th` . . . Now you`ve done it.
Wait till Dad comes `ome to-night;
When `e sees the mess you`ve - Don`t stand starin` there!
Go an` get the cart an` neddy;
An` the cream cans - are they ready?
Where`s the… There!  Fergot the fowls, I do declare!

Chuck! - Chook! - CHOOK!  Why, there`s that white un lost another chick to-day!
Nell, `ow many did I count? - Oh, stop that row!
Wot`s `e doin`?  Oh, you daisy!
Do you mean to tell me, lazy,
Thet you `aven`t fed the pigs until jus` now?
Oh, do `urry!  There`s the men ull soon be knockin` off fer lunch.
An` we `aven`t got the… Reach that bacon down.
Get the billies, Nell, an` - Mary,
Go an` fetch the… Wot?  `Ow dare `e!
Bill, yer NOT to wear yer best `at inter town!

`Ave you washed the things, Matilder?  Oh, do `urry, girl, yer late!
Seems to me you trouble more - TAKE CARE! - You dunce!
Now you`ve broke it!  Well I never!
Ain`t chu mighty smart an` clever;
Try`n to carry arf a dozen things at once.
No back answers now!  You hussy!  Don`t chu dare talk back at me
Or I`ll… Nelly, did ju give them eggs to Bill?
Wot?  CHU NEVER?  Well I… Mary,
Bring them dishes frum the dairy;
No, not them, the… Lord, the sun`s be`ind the hill!

`Ave you cleaned the sepy-rater, Nell?  Well, get along to bed.
No; you can`t go `crost to Thompson`s place to-night;
You wus there las` Chusday - See, miss,
Don`t chu toss your head at me, miss!
I won`t `ave it.  Mary, `urry with that light!
Now then, get yer Dad the paper.  Set down, Dad - ju must be tired.
`Ere, Matilder, put that almanick away!
Where`s them stockin`s I wus darnin`?
Bill an` Mary, stop yer yarnin`!
Now then, Dad.  Heigh-ho!  Me fust sit down ter-day.
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