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C J Dennis - Tea Talk
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`Excuse me if I sit on you,` the cup said to the saucer.
   `I fear I`ve been here all the afternoon.`
`Spare excuses,` said the saucer; `you have sat on me before, sir.`
   `Oh, I`ll stir him up directly,` said the spoon.
`Stop your clatter!  Stop your clatter!` cried the bread-and-butter platter
   `Tittle-tattle!` sneered the tea-pot, with a shrug;
`Now, the most important question is my chronic indigestion.`
   `Ah, you`ve taken too much tannin,` jeered the jug.
`Hey, hey, hey!` sang the silver-plated tray,
`It`s time you had your faces washed.  I`ve come to clear away!`
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