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C J Dennis - Old Farmer Jack
Work rating: Medium

Old farmer Jack gazed on his wheat,
   And feared the frost would nip it.
Said he, "it`s nearly seven feet -
   I must begin to strip `it.

He stripped it with a stripper and
   He bagged it with a bagger;
The bags were all so lumpy that
   They made the bumper stagger.

The lumper staggered up the stack
   Where he was told to stack it;
And Jack was paid and put the cash
   Inside his linen jacket.
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