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J R R Tolkien - The Man In The Moon Came Down Too Soon
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There is an inn, a merry old inn
   beneath an old grey hill,
 And there they brew a beer so brown
 That the Man in the Moon himself came down
   one night to drink his fill.

 The ostler has a tipsy cat
   that plays a five-stringed fiddle;
 And up and down he saws his bow
 Now squeaking high, now purring low,
   now sawing in the middle.

 The landlord keeps a little dog
   that is mighty fond of jokes;
 When there`s good cheer among the guests,
 He cocks an ear at all the jests
   and laughs until he chokes.

 They also keep a hornéd cow
   as proud as any queen;
 But music turns her head like ale,
 And makes her wave her tufted tail
   and dance upon the green.

 And O! the rows of silver dishes
   and the store of silver spoons!
 For Sunday there`s a special pair,
 And these they polish up with care
   on Saturday afternoons.

 The Man in the Moon was drinking deep,
   and the cat began to wail;
 A dish and a spoon on the table danced,
 The cow in the garden madly pranced
   and the little dog chased his tail.

 The Man in the Moon took another mug,
   and then rolled beneath his chair;
 And there he dozed and dreamed of ale,
 Till in the sky the stars were pale,
   and dawn was in the air.

 Then the ostler said to his tipsy cat:
   `The white horses of the Moon,
 They neigh and champ their silver bits;
 But their master`s been and drowned his wits,
   and the Sun`ll be rising soon!`

 So the cat on the fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle,
   a jig that would wake the dead:
 He squeaked and sawed and quickened the tune,
 While the landlord shook the Man in the Moon:
   `It`s after three!` he said.

 They rolled the Man slowly up the hill
   and bundled him into the Moon,
 While his horses galloped up in rear,
 And the cow came capering like a deer,
   and a dish ran up with the spoon.

 Now quicker the fiddle went deedle-dum-diddle;
   the dog began to roar,
 The cow and the horses stood on their heads;
 The guests all bounded from their beds
   and danced upon the floor.

 With a ping and a pang the fiddle-strings broke!
   the cow jumped over the Moon,
 And the little dog laughed to see such fun,
 And the Saturday dish went off at a run
   with the silver Sunday spoon.

 The round Moon rolled behind the hill,
   as the Sun raised up her head.
 She* hardly believed her fiery eyes;
 For though it was day, to her surprise
   they all went back to bed!
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