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William Topaz McGonagall - The Irish Convict`s Return
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Ye mountains and glens of Old Ireland,
I`ve returned home to ye again;
During my absence from ye
My heart always felt great pain. 

Oh, how I long`d to see you dear Nora,
And the old folks at home;
And the beautiful Lakes o` Killarney,
Where we oft together did roam. 

Ye beautiful Lakes of Killarney,
Ye are welcome to me again;
I will now reform my character,
And from all bad company refrain. 

Oh, how I have long`d to see my old father
And my mother dearer than all;
And my favourite dog Charlie
That wont to come at my call. 

Ye green hills and lakes of Old Ireland,
Ye are dearer than life unto me;
Many sleepless nights I have had
Since my banishment from thee. 

But to-night I will see the old folks
And my dear Nora too…
And she and I will get married,
And I`m sure we will never rue. 

And we may have plenty of children,
And for them I will work like a man.
And I hope Nora and I will live happy,
And do the best we can. 

For my own part, I will never grumble,
But try and be content…
And walk in the paths of virtue,
And remember my banishment. 

And at night at the fireside with Nora,
I will tell her of my limbs being bound,
And all my great hardships endured,
And how I was lash`d like a hound. 

And when my story is ended,
Nora will sympathise with her tears,
Which will help to drown my sorrow,
And help me through coming years.
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