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William Topaz McGonagall - The Convict`s Return
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Ye mountains and glens of fair Scotland I`m with ye once again,
During my absence from ye my heart was like to break in twain;
Oh! How I longed to see you and the old folks at home,
And with my lovely Jeannie once more in the green woods to roam. 

Now since I`ve returned safe home again
I will try and be content
With my lovely Jeannie at home,
And forget my banishment. 

My Jeannie and me will get married,
And I will be to her a good man,
And we`ll live happy together,
And do the best we can. 

I hope my Jeannie and me
Will always happy be,
And never feel discontent;
And at night at the fireside
I`ll relate to her the trials of my banishment. 

But now I will never leave my Jeannie again
Until the day I die;
And before the vital spark has fled
I will bid ye all good-bye.
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