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Jonathan Swift - The Revolution At Market-HillJonathan Swift - The Revolution At Market-Hill
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From distant regions Fortune sends An odd triumvirate of friends; Where Phoebus pays a scanty stipend, Where never yet a codling ripen`d: Hither the frantic goddess draws Three sufferers in a ruin`d cause: By faction banish`d, here unite, A Dean, a Spaniard, and a Knight; Unite, but on conditions cruel; The Dean and Spaniard find it too well, Condemn`d to live in service hard; On either side his honour`s guard: The Dean to guard his honour`s back, Must build a castle at Drumlack; The Spaniard, sore against his will, Must raise a fort at Market-Hill. And thus the pair of humble gentry At north and south are posted sentry; While in his lordly castle fixt, The knight triumphant reigns betwixt: And, what the wretches most resent, To be his slaves, must pay him rent; Attend him daily as their chief, Decant his wine, and carve his beef. O Fortune! `tis a scandal for thee To smile on those who are least worthy: Weigh but the merits of the three, His slaves have ten times more than he.   Proud baronet of Nova Scotia! The Dean and Spaniard must reproach ye: Of their two fames the world enough rings: Where are thy services and sufferings? What if for nothing once you kiss`d, Against the grain, a monarch`s fist? What if, among the courtly tribe, You lost a place and saved a bribe? And then in surly mood came here, To fifteen hundred pounds a-year, And fierce against the Whigs harangu`d? You never ventured to be hang`d. How dare you treat your betters thus? Are you to be compared with us?   Come, Spaniard, let us from our farms Call forth our cottagers to arms: Our forces let us both unite, Attack the foe at left and right; From Market-Hill`s exalted head, Full northward let your troops be led; While I from Drapier`s-Mount descend, And to the south my squadrons bend. New-River Walk, with friendly shade, Shall keep my host in ambuscade; While you, from where the basin stands, Shall scale the rampart with your bands. Nor need we doubt the fort to win; I hold intelligence within. True, Lady Anne no danger fears, Brave as the Upton fan she wears; Then, lest upon our first attack Her valiant arm should force us back, And we of all our hopes deprived; I have a stratagem contrived. By these embroider`d high-heel shoes She shall be caught as in a noose: So well contriv`d her toes to pinch, She`ll not have power to stir an inch: These gaudy shoes must Hannah place Direct before her lady`s face; The shoes put on, our faithful portress Admits us in, to storm the fortress, While tortured madam bound remains, Like Montezume, in golden chains; Or like a cat with walnuts shod, Stumbling at every step she trod. Sly hunters thus, in Borneo`s isle, To catch a monkey by a wile, The mimic animal amuse; They place before him gloves and shoes; Which, when the brute puts awkward on: All his agility is gone; In vain to frisk or climb he tries; The huntsmen seize the grinning prize.   But let us on our first assault Secure the larder and the vault; The valiant Dennis, you must fix on, And I`ll engage with Peggy Dixon: Then, if we once can seize the key And chest that keeps my lady`s tea, They must surrender at discretion! And, soon as we have gain`d possession, We`ll act as other conquerors do, Divide the realm between us two; Then, (let me see,) we`ll make the knight Our clerk, for he can read and write. But must not think, I tell him that, Like Lorimer  to wear his hat; Yet, when we dine without a friend, We`ll place him at the lower end. Madam, whose skill does all in dress lie, May serve to wait on Mrs. Leslie; But, lest it might not be so proper That her own maid should over-top her, To mortify the creature more, We`ll take her heels five inches lower.   For Hannah, when we have no need of her, `Twill be our interest to get rid of her; And when we execute our plot, `Tis best to hang her on the spot; As all your politicians wise, Dispatch the rogues by whom they rise.
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