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Jonathan Swift - Phillis, Or, the Progress of LoveJonathan Swift - Phillis, Or, the Progress of Love
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Desponding Phillis was endu`d With ev`ry Talent of a Prude, She trembled when a Man drew near; Salute her, and she turn`d her Ear: If o`er against her you were plac`t She durst not look above your Wa[i]st; She`d rather take you to her Bed Than let you see her dress her Head; In Church you heard her thro` the Crowd Repeat the Absolution loud; In Church, secure behind her Fan She durst behold that Monster, Man: There practic`d how to place her Head, And bit her Lips to make them red: Or on the Matt devoutly kneeling Would lift her Eyes up to the Ceeling, And heave her Bosom unaware For neighb`ring Beaux to see it bare. At length a lucky Lover came, And found Admittance to the Dame. Suppose all Partys now agreed, The Writings drawn, the Lawyer fee`d, The Vicar and the Ring bespoke: Guess how could such a Match be broke. See then what Mortals place their Bliss in! Next morn betimes the Bride was missing, The Mother scream`d, the Father chid, Where can this idle Wench be hid? No news of Phil. The Bridegroom came, And thought his Bride had sculk`t for shame, Because her Father us`d to say The Girl had such a Bashfull way. Now John the Butler must be sent To learn the Road that Phillis went; The Groom was wisht to saddle Crop, For John must neither light nor stop; But find her where so`er she fled, And bring her back, alive or dead. See here again the Dev`l to do; For truly John was missing too: The Horse and Pillion both were gone Phillis, it seems, was fled with John. Old Madam who went up to find What Papers Phil had left behind, A Letter on the Toylet sees To my much honor`d Father; These: (`Tis always done, Romances tell us, When Daughters run away with Fellows) Fill`d with the choicest common-places, By others us`d in the like Cases. That, long ago a Fortune-teller Exactly said what now befell her, And in a Glass had made her see A serving-Man of low Degree: It was her Fate; must be forgiven; For Marriages were made in Heaven: His Pardon begg`d, but to be plain, She`d do`t if `twere to do again. Thank God, `twas neither Shame nor Sin, For John was come of honest Kin: Love never thinks of Rich and Poor, She`d beg with John from Door to Door: Forgive her, if it be a Crime, She`ll never do`t another Time, She ne`r before in all her Life Once disobey`d him, Maid nor Wife. One Argument she summ`d up all in, The Thing was done and past recalling: And therefore hop`d she should recover His Favor, when his Passion`s over. She valued not what others thought her; And was—His most obedient Daughter. Fair Maidens all attend the Muse Who now the wandring Pair pursues: Away they rose in homely Sort Their Journy long, their Money Short; The loving Couple well bemir`d, The Horse and both the Riders tir`d: Their Vittells bad, their Lodging worse, Phil cry`d, and John began to curse; Phil wish`t, that she had strained a Limb When first she ventur`d out with him. John wish`t, that he had broke a Leg When first for her he quitted Peg. But what Adventures more befell `em The Muse hath now no time to tell `em. How Jonny wheadled, threatned, fawnd, Till Phillis all her Trinkets pawn`d: How oft she broke her marriage Vows In kindness to maintain her Spouse; Till Swains unwholsome spoyled the Trade, For now the Surgeon must be paid; To whom those Perquisites are gone In Christian Justice due to John. When Food and Rayment now grew scarce Fate put a Period to the Farce; And with exact Poetic Justice: For John is Landlord, Phillis Hostess; They keep at Stains the old blue Boar, Are Cat and Dog, and Rogue and Whore.
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