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Jonathan Swift - A Letter To Dr. HelshamJonathan Swift - A Letter To Dr. Helsham
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SIR,   Pray discruciate what follows. The dullest beast, and gentleman`s liquor, When young is often due to the vicar,[1] The dullest of beasts, and swine`s delight, Make up a bird very swift of flight.[2] The dullest beast, when high in stature, And another of royal nature, For breeding is a useful creature.[3] The dullest beast, and a party distress`d, When too long, is bad at best.[4] The dullest beast, and the saddle it wears, Is good for partridge, not for hares.[5] The dullest beast, and kind voice of a cat, Will make a horse go, though he be not fat.[6] The dullest of beasts and of birds in the air, Is that by which all Irishmen swear.[7] The dullest beast, and famed college for Teagues, Is a person very unfit for intrigues.[8] The dullest beast, and a cobbler`s tool, With a boy that is only fit for school, In summer is very pleasant and cool.[9] The dullest beast, and that which you kiss, May break a limb of master or miss.[10] Of serpent kind, and what at distance kills, Poor mistress Dingley oft hath felt its bills.[11] The dullest beast, and eggs unsound, Without it I rather would walk on the ground.[12] The dullest beast, and what covers a house, Without it a writer is not worth a louse.[13] The dullest beast, and scandalous vermin, Of roast or boil`d, to the hungry is charming.[14] The dullest beast, and what`s cover`d with crust, There`s nobody but a fool that would trust.[15] The dullest beast, and mending highways, Is to a horse an evil disease.[16] The dullest beast, and a hole in the ground, Will dress a dinner worth five pound.[17] The dullest beast, and what doctors pretend, The cook-maid often has by the end.[18] The dullest beast, and fish for lent, May give you a blow you`ll for ever repent.[19] The dullest beast, and a shameful jeer, Without it a lady should never appear.[20] Wednesday Night. I writ all these before I went to bed. Pray explain them for me, because I cannot do it. [Footnote 1: A swine.] [Footnote 2: A swallow.] [Footnote 3: A stallion.] [Footnote 4: A sail.] [Footnote 5: A spaniel.] [Footnote 6: A spur.] [Footnote 7: A soul.] [Footnote 8: A sloven.] [Footnote 9: A sallad.] [Footnote 10: A slip.] [Footnote 11: A sparrow.] [Footnote 12: A saddle.] [Footnote 13: A style.] [Footnote 14: A slice.] [Footnote 15: A spy.] [Footnote 16: A spavin.] [Footnote 17: A spit.] [Footnote 18: A skewer.] [Footnote 19: Assault.] [Footnote 20: A smock.]
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