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Jonathan Swift - Death And DaphneJonathan Swift - Death And Daphne
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Death went upon a solemn day At Pluto`s hall his court to pay; The phantom having humbly kiss`d His grisly monarch`s sooty fist, Presented him the weekly bills Of doctors, fevers, plagues, and pills. Pluto, observing since the peace The burial article decrease, And vex`d to see affairs miscarry, Declared in council Death must marry; Vow`d he no longer could support Old bachelors about his court; The interest of his realm had need That Death should get a numerous breed; Young deathlings, who, by practice made Proficient in their father`s trade, With colonies might stock around His large dominions under ground.   A consult of coquettes below Was call`d, to rig him out a beau; From her own head Megaera takes A periwig of twisted snakes: Which in the nicest fashion curl`d, (Like toupees of this upper world) With flower of sulphur powder`d well, That graceful on his shoulders fell; An adder of the sable kind In line direct hung down behind: The owl, the raven, and the bat, Clubb`d for a feather to his hat: His coat, a usurer`s velvet pall, Bequeath`d to Pluto, corpse and all. But, loath his person to expose Bare, like a carcass pick`d by crows, A lawyer, o`er his hands and face Stuck artfully a parchment case. No new flux`d rake show`d fairer skin; Nor Phyllis after lying in. With snuff was fill`d his ebon box, Of shin-bones rotted by the pox. Nine spirits of blaspheming fops, With aconite anoint his chops; And give him words of dreadful sounds, G—d d—n his blood! and b—d and w—ds!`   Thus furnish`d out, he sent his train To take a house in Warwick-lane: The faculty, his humble friends, A complimental message sends: Their president in scarlet gown Harangued, and welcomed him to town.   But Death had business to dispatch; His mind was running on his match. And hearing much of Daphne`s fame, His majesty of terrors came, Fine as a colonel of the guards, To visit where she sat at cards; She, as he came into the room, Thought him Adonis in his bloom. And now her heart with pleasure jumps, She scarce remembers what is trumps; For such a shape of skin and bone Was never seen except her own. Charm`d with his eyes, and chin, and snout, Her pocket-glass drew slily out; And grew enamour`d with her phiz, As just the counterpart of his. She darted many a private glance, And freely made the first advance; Was of her beauty grown so vain, She doubted not to win the swain; Nothing she thought could sooner gain him, Than with her wit to entertain him. She ask`d about her friends below; This meagre fop, that batter`d beau; Whether some late departed toasts Had got gallants among the ghosts? If Chloe were a sharper still As great as ever at quadrille? (The ladies there must needs be rooks, For cards, we know, are Pluto`s books.) If Florimel had found her love, For whom she hang`d herself above? How oft a-week was kept a ball By Proserpine at Pluto`s hall? She fancied those Elysian shades The sweetest place for masquerades; How pleasant on the banks of Styx, To troll it in a coach and six!   What pride a female heart inflames? How endless are ambition`s aims: Cease, haughty nymph; the Fates decree Death must not be a spouse for thee; For, when by chance the meagre shade Upon thy hand his finger laid, Thy hand as dry and cold as lead, His matrimonial spirit fled; He felt about his heart a damp, That quite extinguished Cupid`s lamp: Away the frighted spectre scuds, And leaves my lady in the suds.
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