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George Gordon Byron - Bowles And Campbell
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To the tune of `Why, how now, saucy jade?`
 
Why, how now, saucy Tom?
   If you thus must ramble, 
I will publish some
   Remarks on Mister Campbell.
 
ANSWER
 
Why, how now, Billy Bowles? 
   Sure the priest is maudlin!
(To the public) How can you, d--n your souls!
   Listen to his twaddling?
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