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Ambrose Bierce - The New Decalogue
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Have but one God: thy knees were sore
   If bent in prayer to three or four.
   Adore no images save those
   The coinage of thy country shows.
   Take not the Name in vain. Direct
   Thy swearing unto some effect.
   Thy hand from Sunday work be held—
   Work not at all unless compelled.
   Honor thy parents, and perchance
  Their wills thy fortunes may advance.

  Kill not—death liberates thy foe
  From persecution`s constant woe.

  Kiss not thy neighbor`s wife. Of course
  There`s no objection to divorce.

  To steal were folly, for `tis plain
  In cheating there is greater pain.

  Bear not false witness. Shake your head
  And say that you have "heard it said."

  Who stays to covet ne`er will catch
  An opportunity to snatch.
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