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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Legend
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THERE lived in the desert a holy man

To whom a goat-footed Faun one day
Paid a visit, and thus began

To his surprise: "I entreat thee to pray
That grace to me and my friends may be given,
That we may be able to mount to Heaven,
For great is our thirst for heav`nly bliss."
The holy man made answer to this:
"Much danger is lurking in thy petition,
Nor will it be easy to gain admission;
Thou dost not come with an angel`s salute;
For I see thou wearest a cloven foot."
The wild man paused, and then answer`d he:
"What doth my goat`s foot matter to thee?
Full many I`ve known into heaven to pass
Straight and with ease, with the head of an ass!"
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