Share:
  Guess poet | Poets | Poets timeline | Isles | Contacts

Eugene Field - The Bench-LeggedEugene Field - The Bench-Legged
Work rating: Low


Speakin` of dorgs, my bench-legged fyce Hed most o` the virtues, an` nary a vice. Some folks called him Sooner, a name that arose From his predisposition to chronic repose; But, rouse his ambition, he couldn`t be beat - Yer bet yer he got thar on all his four feet! Mos` dorgs hez some forte - like huntin` an` such, But the sports o` the field didn`t bother him much; Wuz just a plain dorg, an` contented to be On peaceable terms with the neighbors an` me; Used to fiddle an` squirm, and grunt "Oh, how nice!" When I tickled the back of that bench-legged fyce! He wuz long in the bar`l, like a fyce oughter be; His color wuz yaller as ever you see; His tail, curlin` upward, wuz long, loose, an` slim - When he didn`t wag it, why, the tail it wagged him! His legs wuz so crooked, my bench-legged pup Wuz as tall settin` down as he wuz standin` up! He`d lie by the stove of a night an` regret The various vittles an` things he had et; When a stranger, most likely a tramp, come along, He`d lift up his voice in significant song - You wondered, by gum! how there ever wuz space In that bosom o` his`n to hold so much bass! Of daytimes he`d sneak to the road an` lie down, An` tackle the country dorgs comin` to town; By common consent he wuz boss in St. Joe, For what he took hold of he never let go! An` a dude that come courtin` our girl left a slice Of his white flannel suit with our bench-legged fyce! He wuz good to us kids - when we pulled at his fur Or twisted his tail he would never demur; He seemed to enjoy all our play an` our chaff, For his tongue `u`d hang out an` he`d laff an` he`d laff; An` once, when the Hobart boy fell through the ice, He wuz drug clean ashore by that bench-legged fyce! We all hev our choice, an` you, like the rest, Allow that the dorg which you`ve got is the best; I wouldn`t give much for the boy `at grows up With no friendship subsistin` `tween him an` a pup! When a fellow gits old - I tell you it`s nice To think of his youth and his bench-legged fyce! To think of the springtime `way back in St. Joe - Of the peach-trees abloom an` the daisies ablow; To think of the play in the medder an` grove, When little legs wrassled an` little han`s strove; To think of the loyalty, valor, an` truth Of the friendships that hallow the season of youth!
Source

The script ran 0.001 seconds.