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Eugene Field - Heine`s "Widow Or Daughter?"
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Shall I woo the one or other?
  Both attract me—more`s the pity!
Pretty is the widowed mother,
  And the daughter, too, is pretty.

When I see that maiden shrinking,
  By the gods I swear I`ll get `er!
But anon I fall to thinking
  That the mother `ll suit me better!

So, like any idiot ass
  Hungry for the fragrant fodder,
Placed between two bales of grass,
  Lo, I doubt, delay, and dodder!
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