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Eugene Field - Apple-Pie And CheeseEugene Field - Apple-Pie And Cheese
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Full many a sinful notion   Conceived of foreign powers Has come across the ocean   To harm this land of ours; And heresies called fashions   Have modesty effaced, And baleful, morbid passions   Corrupt our native taste. O tempora! O mores!   What profanations these That seek to dim the glories   Of apple-pie and cheese! I`m glad my education   Enables me to stand Against the vile temptation   Held out on every hand; Eschewing all the tittles   With vanity replete, I`m loyal to the victuals   Our grandsires used to eat! I`m glad I`ve got three willing boys   To hang around and tease Their mother for the filling joys   Of apple-pie and cheese! Your flavored creams and ices   And your dainty angel-food Are mighty fine devices   To regale the dainty dude; Your terrapin and oysters,   With wine to wash `em down, Are just the thing for roisters   When painting of the town; No flippant, sugared notion   Shall my appetite appease, Or bate my soul`s devotion   To apple-pie and cheese! The pie my Julia makes me   (God bless her Yankee ways!) On memory`s pinions takes me   To dear Green Mountain days; And seems like I see Mother   Lean on the window-sill, A-handin` me and brother   What she knows `ll keep us still; And these feelings are so grateful,   Says I, "Julia, if you please, I`ll take another plateful   Of that apple-pie and cheese!" And cheese! No alien it, sir,   That`s brought across the sea,— No Dutch antique, nor Switzer,   Nor glutinous de Brie; There`s nothing I abhor so   As mawmets of this ilk— Give me the harmless morceau   That`s made of true-blue milk! No matter what conditions   Dyspeptic come to feaze, The best of all physicians   Is apple-pie and cheese! Though ribalds may decry `em,   For these twin boons we stand, Partaking thrice per diem   Of their fullness out of hand; No enervating fashion   Shall cheat us of our right To gratify our passion   With a mouthful at a bite! We`ll cut it square or bias,   Or any way we please, And faith shall justify us   When we carve our pie and cheese! De gustibus, `t is stated,   Non disputandum est. Which meaneth, when translated,   That all is for the best. So let the foolish choose `em   The vapid sweets of sin, I will not disabuse `em   Of the heresy they`re in; But I, when I undress me   Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me   With apple-pie and cheese!
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