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Banjo Paterson - The Ballad of M. T. Nutt and His Dog
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The Honourable M. T. Nutt
About the bush did jog.
Till, passing by a settler`s hut,
He stopped and bought a dog.

Then started homewards full of hope,
Alas, that hopes should fail!
The dog pulled back and took the rope
Beneath the horse`s tail.

The Horse remarked, "I would be soft
Such liberties to stand!"
"Oh dog," he said, "Go up aloft,
Young man, go on the land!"
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