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Banjo Paterson - Swingin` the Lead
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Said the soldier to the Surgeon, "I`ve got noises in me head
And a kind o` filled up feeling after every time I`m fed;
I can sleep all night on picket, but I can`t sleep in my bed".
And the Surgeon said,
"That`s Lead!"

Said the soldier to the Surgeon, "Do you think they`ll send me back?
For I really ain`t adapted to be carrying a pack
Though I`ve humped a case of whisky half a mile upon my back".
And the Surgeon said,
"That`s Lead!"

"And my legs have swelled up cruel, I can hardly walk at all,
Bur when the Taubes come over you should see me start to crawl;
When we`re sprinting for the dugout, I can easy beat `em all".
And the Surgeon said,
"That`s Lead!"

So they sent him to the trenches where he landed safe and sound,
And he drew his ammunition, just about two fifty round:
"Oh Sergeant, what`s this heavy stuff I`ve got to hump around?"
And the Sergeant said,
"That`s Lead!"
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