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Banjo Paterson - The Weather Prophet
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`Ow can it rain.` the old man said, `with things the way they are?
You`ve got to learn off ant and bee, and jackass and galah;
And no man never saw it rain, for fifty years at least,
Not when the blessed parakeets are flyin` to the east!`

The weeks went by, the squatter wrote to tell his bank the news.
`It`s still as dry as dust,` he said, `I`m feeding all the ewes;
The overdraft would sink a ship, but make your mind at rest,
It`s all right now, the parakeets are flyin` to the west!`
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