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Edward Lear - Mrs Jaypher
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Mrs Jaypher found a wafer
Which she stuck upon a note;
This she took and gave the cook.
Then she went and bought a boat,
Which she paddled down the stream,
Shouting, `Ice produces cream,
Beer when churned produces butter!
Henceforth all the words I utter
Distant ages thus shall note -
"From the Jaypher Wisdom-Boat."`


	 	Mrs Jaypher said, `It`s safer
If you`ve lemons in your head;
First to eat, a pound of meat,
And then to go at once to bed.
Eating meat is half the battle,
Till you hear the Lemons rattle!
If you don`t, you`ll always moan,
In a Lemoncolly tone;
For there`s nothing half so dreadful,
      as Lemons in your head.
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