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Edward Lear - Limerick:There was an Old Person from Gretna
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There was an Old Person from Gretna,
Who rushed down the crater of Etna;
When they said, `Is it hot?`
He replied, `No, it`s not!`
That mendacious Old Person of Gretna.
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