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Edward Lear - Nonsense AlphabetEdward Lear - Nonsense Alphabet
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A was an Area Arch       Where washerwomen sat; They made a lot of lovely starch       To starch Papa`s cravat. B was a Bottle blue,       Which was not very small; Papa he filled it full of beer,       And then he drank it all. C was Papa`s gray Cat,       Who caught a squeaky Mouse She pulled him by his twirly tail       All about the house. D was Papa`s white Duck,       Who had a curly tail; One day it ate a great fat frog,       Besides a leetle snail. E was a little Egg,       Upon the breakfast table; Papa came in and ate it up,       As fast as he was able. F was a little Fish.   Cook in the river took it, Papa said, `Cook! Cook! bring a dish!   And, cook! be quick and cook it!` G was Papa`s new Gun;       He put it in a box; And then he went and bought a bun,       And walked about the Docks. H was Papa`s new Hat;       He wore it on his head; Outside it was completely black,       But inside it was red. I was an Inkstand new,       Papa he likes to use it; He keeps it in his pocket now,       For fear that he should lose it. J was some Apple Jam,       Of which Papa ate part, But all the rest he took away,       And stuffed into a tart. K was a great new Kite;       Papa he saw it fly Above a thousand chimney pots,       And all about the sky. L was a fine new Lamp;       but when the wick was lit, Papa he said, `This light ain`t good!       I cannot read a bit!` M was a dish of Mince;       It looked so good to eat! Papa, he quickly ate it up,       And said, `This is a treat!` N was a Nut that grew       High up upon a tree; Papa, who could not reach it,said,       `That`s much too high for me!` O was an Owl who flew       All in the dark away, Papa said, `What an owl you are!       `Why don`t you fly by day!` P was a little Pig,       Went out to take a walk; Papa he said, `If Piggy dead,       He`d all turn into Pork!` Q was a Quince that hung       Upon a garden tree; Papa he brought it with him home,       And ate it with his tea. R was a Railway Rug,       Extremely large and warm; Papa he wrapped it round his head,       In a most dreadful storm. S was Papa`s new Stick,       Papa`s new thumping Stick, To thump extremely wicked boys,       Because it was so thick. T was a Tumbler full       of Punch all hot and good; Papa he drank it up, when in       The middle of a wood. U was a silver Urn,       Full of hot scalding water; Papa said, `If that Urn were mine,       I`d give it to my daughter!` V was a Villain; once;       He stole a piece of beef. Papa he said, `O! dreadful man!       That Villain is a Thief!` W was a Watch of Gold:       It told the time of day, So that Papa knew when to come,       And when to go away. X was King Xerxes, whom       Papa much wished to know; But this he could not do, because       Xerxes died long ago. Y was a Youth, who kicked       And screamed and cried like mad; Papa he said, `Your conduct is       Abominably bad!` Z was a Zebra striped       And streaked with lines of black; Papa said once, he thought he`d like       A ride upon his back.
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