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Edward Lear - Alphabet Poem
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A was once an ant,
	Tiny,
	Busy,
	Speedy,
	Shiny
In the groundy
Little ant!

A was once a little ant,
	Antsy
	Fantsy
	Mantsy
	Antsy,
Fantsy anty,
Little ant!

B was once a little bat,
	Batsy,
	Watsy,
	Fatsy,
	Batsy,
Bumpy smacky
Little bat!

C was once a little cat,
	Batty,
	Catty,
	Fatty,
	Jatty,
Fatty batty,
Little cat!

C was once a little cow,
	Cowy,
	Bowy,
	Wowy,
	Howy,
Powy cowy,
Little cow!

D was once a little dog,
	Doggy,
	Woggy,
	Loggy,
	Doggy,
Fasty-runner,
Little doggy!

E was once the whole wide earth,
	Earthy, 
	Mearthy,
	Girthy,
	It gave birthy
To this new earthy,
This whole wide earth!

G was once a little goat,
	Goaty,
	Woaty,
	Foaty,
	Goaty,
Baa, baa oaty,
Little goat!

H was once a little hawk,
	Hawky,
	Lawky,
	Stawky,
	Hawky,
Smawky hawky,
Little hawk!

I was once a little iguana,
	Igy,
	Wigy,
	Ligy,
	Igy,
Silly willy,
Little iguana!

J was once a little juke box,
	Boxy,
	Koxy,
	Loxy,
	Boxy,
Wide insidy,
Little juke box!

K was once a little kit,
	Kitty,
	Bitty,
	Itty,
	Witty,
Icky kitty,
Little kit!

L was once little lion,
	Mindon,
	Gion,
	Bion,
	Sighon
Gooey zion,
Little lion!

M is an "m" you see,
	Memmy,
	Temmy,
	Semmy,
	Shemmy,
Now "m" is a moose you see,
But she doesn`t want to be!

O was once a little ox,
	Oxy,
	Woxy,
	Foxy,
	Noxy,
Run run oxy,
Little Ox!

P was once a plump old lady,
	Plumpy,
	Pumpy,
	Tunky,
	Wunky,
Plumpy pumpy,
Little old lady!

Q was once a little quail,
	Quaily,
	Scaly,
	Whaly,
	Quaily,
Paly quaily,
Little quail!

S was once a little snake,
Snakey,
Bakey,
Kakey,
Sakey,
 In a jungel,
Little snake!

T was once a little turtle,
Turtally,
Urtally,
Nurtally,
Turtally,
Murtally burtally,
Little turtle!

U was once a little unicorn,
Unicorny,
Tricorny,
Minocorny,
Unicorny,
In a barn,
Little unicorn!

V was once a little van,
Vanny,
Flanny,
Manny
Vanny,
Drive really fasty,
Little van!

W was once a little witch,
Witchy,
Twitchy,
Cwitchy,
Witchy,
Fly real high,
Little witch!

X was once a little x-man,
Mexman,
Nexman,
Pexman,
Mexman,
X-man has big claws,
Little x-man!

Y was once a little yarn,
Yarny,
Carny,
Larny,
Yarny,
Rolly yarny,
Little yarn!

Z was once a little  zucchini,
Winey,
Tiney,
Liney,
Winey,
Tinky zinky,
Little letter z!
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