Edgar Guest - KingEdgar Guest - King
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(Seing an attempt to write it as Tom Daly might do)
GIUSEPPE TOMASSI ees stylisha chap,
He wear da white collar an` cuff,
He says: "For expanse I no giva da rap,
Da basta ees not good enough."
When out weeth hees Rosa he wear da silk hat,
An` carry da cane lik` da lord;
He spenda hees money lik` dees, an` lik` dat,
For Giuseppe, he work at da Ford.
He smoke da seegar wit da beega da band,
Da tree-for-da-quart` ees da kind,
Da diamond dat flash from da back of hees hand
Ees da beegest Giuseppe could find.
He dress up hees Rosa in satin an` lace,
She no longer scrub at da board,
But putta da paint on da leeps an` da face,
For Giuseppe, he work at da Ford.
Giuseppe, ees strutta about lik` da keeng,
An` laugh at da hard-worka man
Who grinda da org` a few neekles to bring
Or sella da ripa banan`.
Each morning he waxa da blacka moustache
Then walk up an` down through da ward;
You batta he gotta da playnta da cash,
For Giuseppe, he work at da Ford.
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