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Edgar Guest - Answering The Usual Questions
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My name is Johnny Vincent Brown,
I live on Leicester Court, 
My Pa`s not here, he`s gone downtown, 
An` I am three feet short, 
An` I weigh sixty-three pounds, too, 
An` I know my A, B, C`s, 
An` I say good-bye an` howdy-do, 
An` yessum, yessir, please. 

An` I`m a good boy all the time,
I do jes` what I`m told, 
I like ter run an` jump an` climb, 
I`m only four years old. 
I don`t like hair that hangs in curls, 
An` I am fond of cake, 
But I ain`t got no use for girls 
An` I hate stummick ache.

I like the baby that we`ve got,
I go ter Sunday School, 
I say my prayers beside my cot, 
I know the Golden Rule. 
I`ll be a man when I grow up, 
I`ve got a dandy sleigh, 
An` if that`s all you want ter know 
I`ll skip along an` play.
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