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Edgar Guest - The Limit
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I CAN stand for the man with the cute little bow 
On the back of his green colored hat, 
For there are a lot of good fellows I know 
Who somehow have fallen for that. 
The fedora of plush is a lid I don`t like, 
It`s a fad that will never be missed, 
But somehow I`ve always an itching to strike 
The man with the watch on his wrist.
 
I`ve grown peevish at times at the ladylike man
Who says "Mercy me!" and "O, dear!" 
And the chap in the ball room who uses a fan 
Is the chap I could swat on the ear. 
The swell with a cane in the crotch of his arm 
Isn`t human, I often insist, 
But some day somebody is going to harm 
The man with the watch on his wrist.
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