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Edgar Guest - Magazine Girl
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ALL women are lovely and radiantly fair
In the magazine pages today,
They all have a mop of luxuriant hair,
In the magazine pages today.
There`s not one with freckles or nose gone askew,
Or teeth that protrude, as some real girls` do,
There isn`t a blemish on girls that we view
In the magazine pages today.

There`s not one too pudgy or not one too thin,
In the magazine pages today;
Nor one who`s just losing her tortoise shell pin,
In the magazine pages today.
`Twixt shirtwaist and belt there is never a gap,
Or a tear in the silk that is lining her wrap, 
And her gloves never lack a pearl button or snap,
In the magazine pages today.

She doesn`t wear pink when she ought to wear blue, 
In the magazine pages today;
And she isn`t run down at the heel of her shoe,
In the magazine pages today.
You never can see when she hasn`t a hat,
How much is real hair and how much of it`s rat,
It`s only in real life that we see things like that,
Not in magazine pages today.
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