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Edgar Guest - GardeningEdgar Guest - Gardening
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GARDENING is hardening In every way you view it; It makes a fellow hustle, And it strengthens every muscle; It knots up many a tendon So that no one can undo it; It starts his back to aching, And the man who`s busy raking Out the cobble stones and paving bricks Is very apt to swear; O, gardening is hardening, It keeps wives busy pardoning The hubbies who are spilling Heated language on the air. Gardening is maddening And gladdening and saddening, It`s tiring and inspiring, And at times a dreadful bore; It keeps a fellow coping With potato bugs, and hoping That his radishes will equal Those you purchase at the store. It is full of grim surprises, Disappointments it comprises. It has all the elements of work And pleasure`s roundelay; For one morn you find your roses Shriveled up. The next discloses That the lettuce should be edible About the end of May. Gardening is vexing, There`s no doubt it is perplexing, There are many things about it We don`t understand and can`t; Why the lettuce we have tended Carefully, when all is ended, Should resemble in its toughness Leaves from wife`s rubber plant; Why the radishes we nourished In a cool place, where they flourished, As we followed the directions Of the seed man to a jot, Should appear to us inviting And delude us into biting, Just to find that salamanders Never could be quite so hot. Still we keep on ever hoeing, Planting garden truck and sowing Many vegetables, knowing What the future has in store; And we till the soil with vigor, Every man must be digger, Though he cuts a sorry figure When the harvest days are o`er.
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