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Edgar Guest - Mrs. Malone And The CensorEdgar Guest - Mrs. Malone And The Censor
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When Mrs. Malone got a letter from Pat She started to read it aloud in her flat. "Dear Mary," it started, "I can`t tell you much, I`m somewhere in France, and I`m fightin` the Dutch; I`m chokin` wid news thot I`d like to relate, But it`s little a soldier`s permitted t` state. Do ye mind Red McPhee--well, he fell in a ditch An` busted an arrm, but I can`t tell ye which. "An` Paddy O`Hara was caught in a flame An` rescued by--Faith, I can`t tell ye his name. Last night I woke up wid a terrible pain; I thought for awhile it would drive me insane. Oh, the suff`rin, I had was most dreadful t` bear! I`m sorry, my dear, but I can`t tell ye where. The doctor he gave me a pill, but I find It`s conthrary to rules t` disclose here the kind. "I`ve been t` the dintist an` had a tooth out. I`m sorry t` leave you so shrouded in doubt But the best I can say is that one tooth is gone, The censor won`t let me inform ye which one. I met a young fellow who knows ye right well, An` ye know him, too, but his name I can`t tell. He`s Irish, red-headed, an` there with th` blarney, His folks once knew your folks back home in Killarney." "By gorry," said Mrs. Malone in her flat, "It`s hard t` make sinse out av writin` like that, But I`ll give him as good as he sends, that I will." So she went right to work with her ink well an` quill, An` she wrote, "I suppose ye`re dead eager fer news-- You know when ye left we were buyin` the shoes; Well, the baby has come, an` we`re both doin` well; It`s a ----. Oh, but that`s somethin` they won`t let me tell."
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