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Edgar Guest - A Suggestion
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IF you`ve grumbled through the day 
Without driving care away, 
If in spite of all your grouches 
Troubles on you have kept piling; 
If regardless of your kicking 
And your cussing, they`re still sticking, 
Why not switch your tactics, mister, 
And try smiling? 

If your frowning will not chase `em, 
Why not grin a bit, and face `em? 
If your worries seem to like it 
When your meanness they are riling; 
If your gloomy disposition 
Doesn`t better your condition, 
Why not switch your methods, mister, 
And try smiling? 

If your constant whining, swearing, 
Do not better your wayfaring; 
If you find your foes no kinder 
After them you`ve been reviling; 
If they keep right on assailing, 
Quite regardless of your wailing, 
Why not switch your style of warfare 
And try smiling?
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