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Edgar Guest - Ma And The Ouija BoardEdgar Guest - Ma And The Ouija Board
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I don`t know what it`s all about, but Ma says that she wants to know If spirits in the other world can really talk to us below. An` Pa says, "Gosh! there`s folks enough on earth to talk to, I should     think, Without you pesterin` the folks whose souls have gone across the brink." But Ma, she wants to find out things an` study on her own accord, An` so a month or two ago she went an` bought a ouija board. It`s just a shiny piece of wood, with letters printed here an` there, An` has a little table which you put your fingers on with care, An` then you sit an` whisper low some question that you want to know. Then by an` by the spirit comes an` makes the little table go, An` Ma, she starts to giggle then an` Pa just grumbles out, "Oh, Lord! I wish you hadn`t bought this thing. We didn`t need a ouija board." "You`re movin` it!" says Ma to Pa. "I`m not!" says Pa, "I know it`s you; You`re makin` it spell things to us that you know very well aren`t true." "That isn`t so," says Ma to him, "but I am certain from the way The ouija moves that you`re the one who`s tellin` it just what to say." "It`s just `lectricity," says Pa; "like batteries all men are stored, But anyhow I don`t believe we ought to have a ouija board." One night Ma got it out, an` said, "Now, Pa, I want you to be fair, Just keep right still an` let your hands rest lightly on the table there. Oh, Ouija, tell me, tell me true, are we to buy another car, An` will we get it very soon?" she asked. "Oh, tell us from afar." "Don`t buy a car," the letters spelled, "the price this year you can`t     afford." Then Ma got mad, an` since that time she`s never used the ouija board.
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