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Edgar Guest - Don`t You Know
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H`it`s h`easy to be `appy,
Don`t you know;
There`s no sense in being snappy,
Don`t you know;
Wot`s the use h`of being grumpy,
H`or a bally rotter mumpy?
Folks don`t like a fellow dumpy,
Don`t you know.

H`every one h`as fits h`of sadness,
Don`t you know;
No ones life h`is wholly gladness,
Don`t you know;
H`if todye you taste h`of sorrow,
H`or a shilling `ave to borrow,
Frowning won`t `elp things tomorrow,
Don`t you know.

O, a gloomy cus h`is silly,
Don`t you know;
`E`s a downright balmy Billy,
Don`t you know;
H`instead of h`alwyes moping
With `is lips h`in downward sloping,
`E should smile h`and keep on `oping,
Don`t you know.

O, my word! H`if I were willing,
Don`t you know,
H`every time h`I`d lack a shilling,
Don`t you know,
H`in me wye so very `umble,
H`I could start a dismal mumble,
But h`I larf---h`I never grumble---
Don`t you know.

Tyke the time the guv`or sacked me,
Don`t you know;
good h`old chap!  `E`d alwyes backed me,
Don`t you know;
`E got `ot and sent me flying,
Cut me h`off---there`s no use lying---
But h`I larffed h`instead of crying,
Don`t you know.

H`and h`I`m `ere on h`earth, still grinning,
Don`t you know;
Back once more h`at the beginning,
Don`t you know;
Tyking life the wye h`I find it,
Never arskin` wot`s be`ind it,
Though h`it`s `ard h`I do not mind it,
Don`t you know.
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