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Edgar Guest - Contradictin` Joe
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Heard of Contradictin` Joe?
Most contrary man I know.
Always sayin`, "That`s not so."

Nothing`s ever said, but he
Steps right up to disagree--
Quarrelsome as he can be.

If you start in to recite
All the details of a fight,
He`ll butt in to set you right.

Start a story that is true,
He`ll begin correctin` you--
Make you out a liar, too!

Mention time o` year or day,
Makes no difference what you say,
Nothing happened just that way.

Bet you, when his soul takes flight,
An` the angels talk at night,
He`ll butt in to set `em right.

There where none should have complaints
He will be with "no`s" and "ain`ts"
Contradictin` all the saints.
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