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Edgar Guest - The Bumps And Bruises Doctor
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I`m the bumps and bruises doctor;
I`m the expert that they seek
When their rough and tumble playing
Leaves a scar on leg or cheek.
I`m the rapid, certain curer
For the wounds of every fall;
I`m the pain eradicator;
I can always heal them all.

Bumps on little people`s foreheads
I can quickly smooth away;
I take splinters out of fingers
Without very much delay.
Little sorrows I can banish
With the magic of my touch;
I can fix a bruise that`s dreadful
So it isn`t hurting much.

I`m the bumps and bruises doctor,
And I answer every call,
And my fee is very simple,
Just a kiss, and that is all.
And I`m sitting here and wishing
In the years that are to be,
When they face life`s real troubles
That they`ll bring them all to me.
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