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Edgar Guest - Ma And The AutoEdgar Guest - Ma And The Auto
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Before we take an auto ride Pa says to Ma: "My dear, Now just remember I don`t need suggestions from the rear. If you will just sit still back there and hold in check your fright, I`ll take you where you want to go and get you back all right. Remember that my hearing`s good and also I`m not blind, And I can drive this car without suggestions from behind." Ma promises that she`ll keep still, then off we gaily start, But soon she notices ahead a pedlar and his cart. "You`d better toot your horn," says she, "to let him know we`re near; He might turn out!" and Pa replies: "Just shriek at him, my dear." And then he adds: "Some day, some guy will make a lot of dough By putting horns on tonneau seats for womenfolks to blow!" A little farther on Ma cries: "He signalled for a turn!" And Pa says: "Did he?" in a tone that`s hot enough to burn. "Oh, there`s a boy on roller skates!" cries Ma. "Now do go slow. I`m sure he doesn`t see our car." And Pa says: "I dunno, I think I don`t need glasses yet, but really it may be That I am blind and cannot see what`s right in front of me." If Pa should speed the car a bit some rigs to hurry past Ma whispers: "Do be careful now.  You`re driving much too fast." And all the time she`s pointing out the dangers of the street And keeps him posted on the roads where trolley cars he`ll meet. Last night when we got safely home, Pa sighed and said: "My dear, I`m sure we`ve all enjoyed the drive you gave us from the rear!"
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